100 word challenge

Hi my name is Tony and I love to ride on cows u never know what to expect. But I have to be careful about the color red yeah you can guess why. My vavorite place to ride is carnivorous island because it gives you a challenge. And the meerkats are cute. I found this island by looking not by a ship wreck   My cows name is Jo Mumma. Yea I know it is a silly name but my friend died and that was his favourite saying. R.I.P Dan Oldham. My name is Chicken because my mum was hungry at birth so yeah you get the story. By Buckles. That was 109 words